Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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