Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
