spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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