the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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