the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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