Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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