Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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