i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
false alarm. still invincible.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
