I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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