I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I supernannyed him into submission
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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