Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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