I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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