Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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