i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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