How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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