So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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