belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The maid of honor just puked.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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