I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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