i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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