things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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