i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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