Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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