living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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