I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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