There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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