SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
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