I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
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