My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I believe in your delicious
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