thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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