My hand turned me down
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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