i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I can't put those talents on a resume
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Randomize