Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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