I'll bet she douches with gravy.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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