We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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