Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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