My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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