And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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