I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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