that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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