the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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