I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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