this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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