I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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