But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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