i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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