I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
home. puking in laundry basket.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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