He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
