As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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