My friends, they love my intelligence
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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