He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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