Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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