I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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