check it out our google latitudes are spooning
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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